I thought it would be cool to take a picture of my work area, exactly as it is, and share it along with some brief descriptions of what the heck all that shiz is. Why? Why don’t you just shut up and look at it. There’s even a handy little key:
A.) My laptop – where I STAND and work.
B.) Pillow Cartman. So far Mr. Wide-Eyed has kept watch over the offices of AOL, Mixx and Clearspring.
C.) Nalgene! And the reason my coworkers see me walking to the restroom every 10 min. Looks like it needs some refilling …
D.) Those lil things are my rings that I always remove when I put on lotion and rarely put back on until it’s time to leave. Not even sure why I still wear them to work.
E.) BEST POSTER EVER.
F.) Abu. (That looked like I said “F Abu” which is NOT THE CASE AT ALL!!!) I’ve had him since 4th grade and I cherish him.
G.) It’s hard to make them out but I have a Dwight bobble head, a Steve Carrell 40-Year-Old Virgin movie-quoting figurine and the George Washington Nats bobble head. They all hang out together and get drunk in the middle of the night.
H.) Those be mah sunglasses and keys, plus some random napkins just to the right.
I.) World Cup 2010 South Africa hat, a gift from some generous soccer teammates who were lucky enough to attend!
J.) Pirate Mickey Ears hat atop of a shy stuffed Simba.
K.) Princess Mickey Ears hat! (Noticing a lot of Disney paraphernalia? I may or may not have an old coworker who is now employed by them. But I also am 8 years old inside.) That’s my composition notebook opened just below. I got it because it also made me feel like I was 8 years old, writing in my 3rd grade journal.
L.) You can’t see it but I have a picture of sexy Legolas with a thought bubble that says “I know I should be shooting orcs but I can’t stop thinking about Kori … ” I don’t even … whatever.
M.) It puts the lotion on the skin.
N.) A daily checklist that I never look at. It’s all in the noggin’, folks.
O.) Our conference call number which I look at daily because I still haven’t memorized it. The daily checklist clearly takes up too much space.
P.) IF YOU GOT THIS FAR, CONGRATS!!! YOUR PRIZE IS A PICTURE OF SALAD FINGERS!!!!